The Guardian

How Alex Crusher Won The Super Bowl - And Our Hearts

 

It was only a handful of years ago that most people were certain that the San Diego

Stallions would never see another major win. Yet, seemingly out of nowhere, the team

has risen in the rankings, culminating in them taking home the Vince Lombardi trophy.

Who do we have to thank for this? It is none other than Alex Crusher, the team’s fresh,

new young quarterback, plucked straight from Garden City, Kansas.

 

Of course, most know this by now. Over the course of his short career, Crusher has skyrocketed to Brady-level fame, capturing the hearts of Americans across the country. A small-town boy, it had always been Alex’s dream to play professional football, and he sure didn’t disappoint when his time to shine finally arrived. Owner Ethan Davis, who is believed to have hand-picked Crusher himself, said he saw the boy’s potential the moment he laid eyes on him.

 

But who exactly is Alex Crusher? Besides his hometown and his ever so charming boy-next-door personality, surprisingly, not much is known about him. Alex has claimed to be a very private person, and who can blame him? After all, with all the media attention he has received in the past few years, anyone would want a break. Nevertheless, the public is itching to see more from him, whether it be on the field or plain old social media. Hopefully we will come to learn more about the Stallions’ miracle quarterback as he continues his career, bringing his team up in the rankings as he does so.